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How to Rebrand Yourself For 2026 Without Acting Like Your Old Self Was a Mistake

How to Rebrand Yourself For 2026 Without Acting Like Your Old Self Was a Mistake

How to Rebrand Yourself For 2026 Without Acting Like Your Old Self Was a Mistake

Dec 15, 20252 min read

Christmas Didn’t Get Worse, We Just Became the Adults Paying for It

Christmas Didn’t Get Worse, We Just Became the Adults Paying for It

Christmas Didn’t Get Worse, We Just Became the Adults Paying for It

Dec 2, 20253 min read

black friday shopping

black friday shopping

The Tragic Decline of Black Friday: From Bloodsport to Snoozefest

Nov 26, 20252 min read

The Botox Bourgeoisie

The Botox Bourgeoisie

The Botox Bourgeoisie

Nov 10, 20253 min read

T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods have become adult Claire’s — aisles of cheap dopamine disguised as “affordable luxury.” If your house is a shrine to beige throw pillows and “Live Laugh Love” signs, you don’t have taste. You have a shopping habit and a Wi-Fi connection.

T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods have become adult Claire’s — aisles of cheap dopamine disguised as “affordable luxury.” If your house is a shrine to beige throw pillows and “Live Laugh Love” signs, you don’t have taste. You have a shopping habit and a Wi-Fi connection.

Adult Claire’s: T.J. Maxx & HomeGoods, Where Micro Trends Go to Die

Oct 25, 20253 min read

The Death of Curiosity: How Judgment Became the New Intelligence

The Death of Curiosity: How Judgment Became the New Intelligence

The Death of Curiosity: How Judgment Became the New Intelligence

Oct 15, 20253 min read

Call Your Mom, Text Your Cousin, and Embrace the Gift of Aging (No More Botox!)

Call Your Mom, Text Your Cousin, and Embrace the Gift of Aging (No More Botox!)

Call Your Mom, Text Your Cousin, and Embrace the Gift of Aging (No More Botox!)

Oct 10, 20254 min read

Taylor Swift-inspired aesthetic with glitter, vinyl records, and coffee cup — representing joy and self-expression.

Taylor Swift-inspired aesthetic with glitter, vinyl records, and coffee cup — representing joy and self-expression.

Maybe We’re Just Allergic to Joy: In Defense of Taylor Swift and Having Fun

Oct 6, 20252 min read

Sundrenched, Spotted Cow-Soaked, and Deep-Fried: Why Milwaukee Summers Are the Actual Best

Sundrenched, Spotted Cow-Soaked, and Deep-Fried: Why Milwaukee Summers Are the Actual Best

Sundrenched, Spotted Cow-Soaked, and Deep-Fried: Why Milwaukee Summers Are the Actual Best

Jun 27, 20253 min read

Fall in love with reading again with my top books to get you out of a reading slump.

Fall in love with reading again with my top books to get you out of a reading slump.

How To Get Out of a Reading Slump

Jul 17, 20246 min read

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